Animal Stuff

I'm not sure if I'm supposed to do something here but just in case this is here :^) Animals are pretty awesome.

Please don't approach these animals if they're crazy, make your dumb friend do it instead.

No but seriously, don't do it though. I don't want another fine on people loosing body parts.

This was made by a child that's why its so bad :^)

I'm literally just doing this for a project don't hate me internet please, I know it's bad :") Lets take a look at nature's animals now shall we? :<)

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Purple is the color of some fish in the sea.

Blue is the color of sky.

Cyan is a really awesome color so you should appreciate that it even exists.

Green is the color of the FUNGUS ON THAT PLATE YOU FORGOT TO WASH 3 DAYS AGO GERALD.

Yellow is the color used on lightning strikes that make people poop their pants when it hits near them.

Orange is the color of THAT UGLY SWEATER YOU GAVE ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY GERALD.

Red was the color of MY FACE WHEN YOU GAVE ME THAT UGLY SWEATER.

Pink is the color of love I had for my Starbucks coffee. THAT'S RIGHT GERALD COFFEE WAS BETTER THAN YOU.

Brown is the color of my hair that got stuck in the blender because GERALD LEFT IT ON WITH MY LONG HAIR NEARBY.

Gray is the color of my cat because she's adorable and she should be a cat model.

  1. Ducks are kawaii
  2. Dogs are not
  3. Narwhals are magical
  4. Joeys stomp
  5. Catburrito Spreme is really just a cat rolled in paper. In misery
Names Colors Codenames Where They Live
Ducks Yellow Sir McQuacker the 3rd Bathtub
Dogs Brown Dr. Pupper Jr Your Local Pound
Narwhal Bluish Internet Saver Beach City
Joey Grayish The Rock Momma Kangaroo's Pouch
Catburrito Supreme Varies Cat Your House