Dude. You're allergic to chocolate remember? You faint from the allergic reaction and end up sent to the hospital, where you stayed there for a week or two and then mom comes in and gives you a teddy bear. You hug it and then mom hugs you. You whisper into her ear "I love you." And then she whispers "You're stupid". Then you both hug and then shrek comes in and ruins the moment with his dank memes and starts to throw Doritos everywhere.